ultrafacts:

The name of the judge was Deborah Servitto, and this is the actual court ruling.

Mr. Bailey complains that his rep is trash

So he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash.

Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain

Because Eminem used his name in vain.

Eminem says Bailey used to throw him around

Beat him up in the john, shoved his face in the ground.

Eminem contends that his rap is protected

By the rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.

Eminem maintains that the story is true

And that Bailey beat him black and blue.

In the alternative he states that the story is phony

And a reasonable person would think it’s baloney.

The court must always balance the rights

Of a defendant and one placed in a false light.

If the plaintiff presents no question of fact

To dismiss is the only acceptable act.

If the language used is anything but pleasin’

It must be highly objectionable to a person of reason.

Even if objectionable and causing offense

Self-help is the first line of defense.

Yet when Bailey actually spoke to the press

What do you think he didn’t address?

Those false-light charges that so disturbed

Prompted from Bailey not a single word.

So highly objectionable, it could not be

Bailey was happy to hear his name on a CD.

Bailey also admitted he was a bully in youth

Which makes what Marshall said substantial truth.

This doctrine is a defense well known

And renders Bailey’s case substantially blown.

The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact

They’re an exaggeration of a childish act.

Any reasonable person could clearly see

That the lyrics could only be hyperbole.

It is therefore this court’s ultimate position

That Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.

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sonianeverlime:

danbutt:

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

as a certified Gay i can confirm that all of these are 100% correct

good lord

"I can’t shoot him he’s gorgeous!"….that is HILARIOUS and I am not sorry.

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susiethemoderator:

Lately, feminists like Annie Lennox, bell hooks and Emma Watson have taken issue with Beyoncé’s sexual openness. While trying to discredit Beyoncé as a feminist, they seem to have forgotten one of the most important parts of Chimamanda’s speech in ***Flawless.

"What does a lady dress like, exactly? And who decided what a lady looks like? What bearing should one’s clothing have on one’s identification as a feminist? This is exactly the kind of misogynist policing we’ve fought tooth and claw against for decades, and to level this line of “reasoning” at Beyoncé is not only antifeminist, it is despicable." (x)

We should also note that Black Women are perceived and fetishized as hyper sexual. Which is why mainstream feminists willingly call Miley Cyrus, Iggy Azalea, and Katy Perry revolutionary and in charge of their bodies meanwhile demonizing Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, and Beyonce.

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spiritualinspiration:

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO…
✓Start Over
✓Chase Your Dreams
✓Create Healthy Relationships
✓Understand God’s Power
✓Change Your Ways
✓Be Positive
✓Hope
✓Accept The Lord
✓Make A Difference
✓Forgive The Person Who Hurt You
✓Learn Something New
✓Do What You’ve Always Wanted To Do
✓Say “I’m Sorry”
✓Be Inspired
✓Begin Again
✓Put Your Past In Your Past

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curleefrojo:

owlturdcomix:

One more month.

Got real as fuk

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kisses-to-my-bitchesxo:

mindthe-madness:

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

That would hurt hahaha

Lol

I’m not writing it on a 100 dollar bill.

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creepy-princess:

imnotjustanybody604:

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before

Have you ever been to Walmart before?

Apparently not. It’s NEVER organized.

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wait I can explain

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minilaptop410:
9. What's your dream job?

My dream job would be with pixar.

daily-superheroes:

I will never look at the Batman logo the same way again
http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com